OK, the mondegreen thread caused me to ponder on the reason why we experience mondegreens and the jaded cynic in me believes its largely because it doesn't really matter what the lyrics are. That is ...

You can download lyrics for offline listening—if you pay.

Lyrics aren't "meaningful". They're just catchy. Once you get to be about 30 years old, you realize this. That's also why most bands/musicians/artists/whatever start ...