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Batman ’66: Shoot a Crooked Arrow/Walk the Straight and Narrow

The Archer, a Robin Hood-themed criminal who uses trick arrows to perform his crimes, has been stealing cash from the rich, including from Bruce Wayne, and then giving it away to get the public to ...
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The Function of The Filth – Preview #5

And we’re back… after a poorly coordinated Christmas break that was brought to you by the combined powers of sickness and having other stuff to do! Our previous excerpt dealt with the methods of ...
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Catwoman, the Riddler, the Joker and the Penguin

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Frank Gorshin as The Riddler

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Multiple overlapping earths, with the caption “A multiverse of worlds vibrating and replicating…and a multiverse that should have been one became many”

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Rogue’s Review: The Beard Hunter

We met our fair share of dodgy fuckers in 2014’s comics, but I don’t think we’ve had anyone quite like this guy: He’s the beard hunter. He hunts beards. His absence from our corporately mandated ...
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Two panels, showing a man who looks a lot like Superman. Panel one has his face, turned to face the reader. He says “What I have done all my life”. Panel two has him flying ...

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Image showing a man walking into a doorway, followed by a woman clutching a baby. Man: “Come with me quickly, there’s little time”. Woman: “There’s hope?” Man ...

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SILENCE!# 127

Guests, guests, guests! That’s right! Guests! As The Beast Must Die was buried under a megalanche of seasonal commitment, Gary Lactus decided to throw a special New Years Eve party. Gary sure is a ...
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Beware anyone selling you purity: on the off chance it’s uncut, they’ll be looking for their cut!

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Ultimately, for all that this piece is predicated on the idea that The Wild Hunt lacks a certain degree of truth, this panel might just be a little bit too real for comfort. It ...

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With shite attempts at satire like this I expect to be working for Private Eye before the year is out.

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